Good News for San Antonio's Catholic Bus Drivers!

POPE BENEDICT REPORTEDLY PICKS DRIVER'S DAUGHTER PERSONALLY FOR SPECIAL HONOR!

According to a proud San Antonio Via Trans driver, his 28 - year old daughter has reportedly been picked personally by Pope Benedict XVI to be baptized by him, while at the same time representing this entire continent.

If so, then Pope Benedict, like Pope John Paul II, in the famous Long Island troubled housewife case, is not afraid to deal directly with la gente -- "the people!"

And to do so while reaching over the heads of any number of bureacrats, whether Roman Catholic or American Catholic.

The proud papa has been sharing the good news with all his favorite regular passengers, who have since passed it along to us.

"¡Felicidades, señor!"