"Rowdy German teen banished to Siberia"

From the San Antonio EXPRESS -NEWS, Saturday, January 19, 2008.

Wow!

A Brackettville - Ft. Clark parent's fantasy come true!

Imagine this one - way conversation not far from the Kinney County Library:

Mom: Honey, junior's being such a jerk today, I think it's time we just gave up doing anything sent him off to Siberia, o.k.?

Dad: Hummm ....

Mom: I know it's a long way from Brackettville, but surely we can afford at least a one - way ticket to Siberia on a Wacko Hut Bus o.k.?

Dad: Hummm ...