Operation Palace Guard / Friendly $$ Financial $$ Enablers.

The improvised "Lean Mean Team" that helps keep the game profitable by lending a sort of phony financial transparency to the weekly maniobras estafadoras de nuestra parroquia.

Basic combat intelligence for today's laugh - out - loud episode is taken from the weekly bulletin for:

Saint Mary Magdalene's Catholic Church
P.O. Box 95 - 301 Ann Street
Brackettville, Texas 78832

Labeled:

"The Weekend of Saturday December 18th & Sunday December 19th, 2010...

"Serving in the Following Ministries

"The Collection Counters for December 26th 2010.

"Manuel & Antonia Peña, Jim & Bobbie Voss, Jean Householder."