Operation Palace Guard / Friendly -- $Financial$ -- Enablers.

'Way down in Southwest Texas -- where financial monkey shines are conducted in a forthright manner and with the support of dozens of tontos útiles! :)

Raw data from the bulletin labeled:

St. Mary Magdalene Catholic Church
P.O. Box 95
Brackettville, Texas 78832

"The Weekend of Saturday, March 26th & Sunday March 27th, 2011

"Serving in the Following Ministries

'The Collection Counters for April 3, 2011

"Mary Meek, Hortencia Peña, Leticia Carter."

And now, totally unrelated to the above:

"ROSARY LEADER: April 3, 2011 [will be] Bernice Yandell..."