Rev. Ned Sitzes, Pastor of Brackettville, Texas' Frontier Baptist Church -- 78832.

"Wanted More Non - Skid Religion"

and ...

"The Feeblest Knock May Open Heaven's Door"


Way to go, Reverend!

I recall a couple of uninspiring lyrics in a ditty from years back, that make your point:


♫I jus' wanna ... ♪

♪Knock, knock, knock ... ♫

♫On Heaven's do ' ah ... ♪


Man, you want to talk about feeble ...! :)