Suspected UTEP Teacher Education Alumni in Trouble in Las Cruces?

The following story certainly fits the so-called UTEP College of Education Habitual Alumni Sex-Offenders Profile, a highly classified document purportedly in current use by area law enforcement agencies, whether city, county, state or federal. Or, it is in use, at least, among those law enforcement agencies cooperating in that hush-hush ongoing multi-state, multi-agency collegiate law enforcement task force with the somewhat uninspiring code name of Operation Dial a Ho, so who knows?

A further irony is that, in spite of the frankly sexist and offensive tone of this so-called code name, almost all the arrests to date have been male.

This in turn should give pause to an impartial outside observer, as she (or he) considers this demographic fact: that so far as this "whole business" is concerned, almost an even 100% of the rejects from the bottom feeders of this sector of society's low lifes are male, a truly sobering fact! The female of the species is most likely at a higher, refined, administrative or even at a collegiate administrative level, as is the case with UTEP, and other institutions currently undergoing quiet, intense scrutiny. Further, the she of the species is far more dangerous and resourceful at staying alive and in coopting potential opposition than is her lowlife, brain dead male counterpart.

[Acknowledgement is hereby gratefully given the editors of the American Academy of Forensic Science's biannual Journal of Comparative Collegiate Social Ho Ology, as well as to Professor Rodney Cobbledik, editor emeritus, for his kind permission to copy material from his publication at will.]

Number one:

El Paso Times. Tuesday, Nov. 8, 2005

Band Teacher allegedly had sex with student

"Las Cruces -- Las Cruces band teacher Brian Theodorson, 32, was arrested Monday night, accused of having a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old female student, Las Cruces police said.

"Theodorson was charged with three counts of sexual penetration of a minor by a licensed school employee, a fourth-degree felony. Theodorson was jailed in lieu of a $15,000 bond."

-Daniel Borunda -

To verify whether or not Theodorson is indeed a Golden Child From Among the Bottom Feeders of UTEP's mis-named "College of Education," check with Mr. Borunda at:

dborunda@elpasotimes.com; (915) 546-6102

or call our own UTEP Alumni Office on campus: Ms. Margo A. Yanez, (915) 747-8600/ alumni@utep.edu



Number two:

El Paso Times. Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005


Coach charged in teen-sex case

By Daniel Borunda

"An Andress High School assistant boys basketball coach faces a felony chrge for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old female studen in a campus locker room, court documents state.

"Michael Pinson, 34, was arrested Friday by El Paso Independent School District police on a charge of improper relationship between an educator and student, district officials said. Pinson was released on a $50,00o bond.

"A custodian allegedly interrupted the pair the second time they had sex in the [school locker] room.

"Last year, Pinson was under investigation by the school district on an allegatiion of having improper conduct with a student, newspaper archives state.

"Pinson also faced a past indecency with a child charge that was dismissed on Oct. 1, 2003, a spokeswoman for the El Paso district attorney's office said.

"The charge of sexual rlaitonship between an educator and student is a second-degree felony punishable by up to 20 years in prison.

"Pinson's arrest is the latest of the arrests of several school staffers this year in the El Paso - Las Cruces area for allegedly having sex with students."

To verify whether or not Pinson is likewise a Golden Child From Among the Bottom Feeders of UTEP's mis-named "College of Education," just check with Daniel, as above, or the UTEP Alumni Office, where operators are standing by day and night to take your call.