Saturday, November 04, 2006

Extra! Extra!

"Blogger shoots self in foot with a burst from Tech-9!"

"Learns that pain su*ks!"

[Revised Sunday pm, November 5, 2006 ]


We hereby apologize to all UTEP Professor Richard S. Gutierrez's fiercely loyal fans, students, friends and fellow UTEP staff members, who have been so vocal in their unqualified support of him and Fr. Rick Mattey's Men's ACTS Retreat Community.

Turns out they were right!!

Because, now, here's what UTEP Professor Gutierrez actually said in his Mark Foley wannabe email to yours truly, so-called, because he doesn't seem to care if he says things that are liable to boomerang back on his Men's ACTS.

Which, of course, they have!

This is all part and parcel of what we might call the aftermath of the famous incident in which one of Father Rick Mattey's sexually aggressive down-low male hos broke loose from his Men's ACTS Retreat designated male ho-handlers by chewing through his leash and running amok.

From: Gutierrez, Richard S.
Sent: Tue 5/2/2006 10:54 AM
To: Morony, Dennis P.
Subject: RE: Looks like a sexual situation may be developing within Mens ACTS Community.

"Dennis - I am sorry to hear about this incident. I hope you understand that neither ACTS or the church is responsible. This occured at the church where certainly all people are welcome. It happens that both parties are part of the ACTS community but that is the only connection. I certainly do sympathize with you, especially since you had such a positive experience at the retreat. I hope and pray that this does not minimize the experience for you. Know that you are in my prayers -- Richard."

To share your joy at hearing this great news, please feel free to call this number and leave UTEP Professor Richard S. Gutierrez and Father Rick Mattey's Men's ACTS Retreat Community your celebratory message of good cheer:

St. Patrick Cathedral

Parish (915) 533-4451 FAX (915) 532-8761

"Just do it now!"

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