DAN BROWN'S CONVICT CLOWNS IN THE DA VINCI CODE...

"Do you want to know the real story behind Dan Brown's masterly rip-off of a gullible French public of enthusiastic Code Heads ?"

"Six hundred thousand of whom had shelled out $37.00 dollars apiece by early 2005, to have all their most cherished fantasies and illusions mocked to a fare-thee-well?"

"You do?"

"Then beware of the Convict Clowns!"

"Why?"

"Because all through literary history, clowns have played a vital role, just by being what they are: clowns!"

And Brown's Convict Clowns are true to type....!

Chapter 26: The Da Vinci Code

Pages 119-121