"Jerry's Sister Samantha Now Qualified in Bell Ringing"


Dateline Brackettville, Texas, USA.

"On Sunday, January 6, 2006, both persons being already dressed in their formal vestments, Jerry's sister Samantha was ably coached by her brother in person in the lore and mystery of the 60 double clangs expected of an official St. Mary Magdalene's Catholic Parish Church bell ringer.

"She's now certified to join the growing ranks of such energetic, upward mobile young people of our Generation 2007.

"Congratulations, Samantha!"