"Priestly warning to Kinney County K of C's is grim:

Get off your booty and start shaking it..."

Where? St. Mary Magdalene's Catholic Church in Brackettville, Texas.
When? Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 9 a.m. Mass.
Why? Visiting priest obviously aware that Kinney County's K of C's is a joke, and that the rest of us all know it!

Actual New Years Day Mass turnout: 80 as opposed to the combined Christmas total of 410.

He (this visiting priest) also explained what the Twelve Days of Christmas actually stands for.

Example: the Third Day is the Most Holy Trinity.

He also said we count the 12 days from December 26 to January 6.

All - in - all, a good wake up call to all of us for the New Year of 2008!