Monday, October 27, 2008

Can Brackettville Basset Hounds really suffer from acute separation anxiety?

Due to their master leaving them abruptly to go do his patriotic wartime duty?

Case scenario:

Their Big Guy suddenly disappears.

He leaves his pickup in a carport available to them in his front yard.

After a while the pain of this stress - induced anxiety is just too much!

His enraged and bewildered huerfanitos take to chewing any wiring underneath his truck they can reach.

Surprise! Surprise!

This seems to cause both his granddad and mother to lose it, thus aggravating the miserably unhappy little furry ones' predicament.

Because the vehicle, you see?

Yes! We see!

The vehicle is promptly moved off - premises.

Balked of their sole consolation -- which appears to be confined to chewing on their master's truck's wiring, hence protesting Bush's War -- they suddenly erupt in mutual caninecidal violence one Sunday evening: by attacking and chewing on one another!

So strange ... so sad ... so perhaps this is a sign!

A sign that we must all, all!

All just go out and just do it!

Just do what?

Vote for Obama!








0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home