First, it was Christopher West & his American - Catholic Fantasy Sex!

Then, it was Father "Right - on Ron" Ron Rohlheiser and his American - Catholic Fantasy Theology!

This morning, ladies and gentlemen, girls & boys, it's:

American - Catholic $$$Fantasy Accounting$$$ 101!

Motto: if you should so happen to be DO'IN IT for La Línea Mexicana or who knows who -- or whether you're on your own, moving "IT" by the kilo or by the ton, you've got to remember your local Catholic Church, o.k.? :)

Brought to us by the Sunday Bulletin of Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic Parish Church + anonymous local Knights of Columbus members + even more self - effacing as well as anonymous Finance Council members.

So, who is to blame them, ha, ha? :)

Brackettville, Texas 78832.


"BUDGET REVIEW -- June 30, 2011...

CASH AND SAVINGS

Checking Accounts $23,967.00

Savings Bank and Trust $19,738.00

Savings Chancery $23,692.00

CD Chancery $400,000.00

TOTAL: $467,397.00

TOTAL EXPENDITURES $194,136.00
TOTAL REVENUE $198,820.00

TOTAL [??!!] $4,684.00

PROJECTS COMPLETED FY 2010 - 2011

Repair, Paint Church, Parish Hall, Rectory
and Original Church. $8,642.00

Install Front Canopy $6,285.00

Church Sign $2,500.

Pave and Repave Cemetery and Church [sic.] $60,967.00

TOTAL: $78,394.00

INCOMPLETE PROJECTS:

Sprinkler System $9,630.00"

Humm, you don't say!!??

So?

Who signed off on all of this and what CPA - level auditor of what reputable licensed and bonded independent accounting firm carried out the work? :)