"Homeboys Three?"

You bet! Showing at a theater near you, assuming that you, too, are on another astral plane. Starring:

Johnny Depp, Dennis Rodman & Jack Black

Together again in yet another Academy-award winning performance!


Wow!


¡Guau!


"Homeboys Three!"


Official Combination Press Agent Release & Plot Line:

"Far, far away, and long, long ago there was a certain school on another planet, in a remote desert region, and that school's name was AZARCO University.

Things are bad at AZARCO U. Number one, the people running the university come from yet another planet, or maybe even from some other galaxy.

Worse, these clowns don't just act like it! No, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

They flaunt it.

Even the stats are miserable, as 96% of incoming freshmen bite the dust in four years, or at least don't finish their first degrees in four years.

Salaries are miserable, so senior female College of Education faculty members are forced into online prostitution, just to make ends meet, while their male Biology Department faculty senior colleagues feel obliged to sign off on the paper work for naive imported female earthlings to do the same thing, big time!

As off-line Adjunct Biology Department Faculty, no less.

AZARCO University Police Department Chief Wylula Wonka, daughter of a devout black southern Baptist mother and an equally devote New York Jewish father, is no fool. She knows all this. So does her intrepid Chief of Criminal Investigations (CID), Detective Larry Leaps Inn, Kern Place jazz loving aficionado from the Alabama-Coushatta Indian reservation in Deep East Texas.

Both have been imported from Planet Earth, supposedly to do something about the cronic lawlessness of AZARCO U.'s administrators and senior faculty, but what, exactly?

What can they do?

After all, their arch enemy, too, is from Planet Earth! As are his fellow gang members!

And he is that oily amalgamation of smouldering undifferentiated male pulchritude and pure doggone evil, Membraneus Slim, age-challenged former Versace senior male model.

In turn, Membraneus Slim has the diehard loyalty of the chief of his equally evil interplanetary gunsels, that imported geriatric West Texas oilfield hitman, the legendary Waco Pampa, backed up by his scheming great nephew, Dallas Weatherford, disbarred lawyer, longtime Yale University anthropology grad student, and all around hood.

The solution?

Our heroes don't hesitate: Let's call in the Homeboys Three, they agree.

And the rest is Hollywood history."


"Homeboys Three!"


"Don't even think of missing this one." James Leroy Bro, Jivin Times Literary Review.

"A penetrating, in depth look at precisely why the artistic genre of Only the Bad Die Old is still so popular in America Today." Marcus Dim Witz, Professor Emeritus, Fine Arts Council of Outer Manhattan.