Apologies to camaradas "Robert" and "Alex."

First: Alex, home, you made it as far as figuring out how to spell your first name in either Spanish or English a while back, but the rest was lost in space.

Second: Robert, Señor, my linguistic ability, in reading at any rate, is severely limited to such mundane languages as English, French, Portuguese and Spanish. Yeah, I gathered from the sinic characters in your email to us Monday that you're operating some clandestine unit way the hay out there on the Manchurian border someplace, but take it from me: Unless you're a Donna Redskins Class of 1966 alumni (like me) turn yourself in to the nearest village commissar and then sign up to get Comrade Yahoo! 'Cause all the mainland Chinese Communist Secret Police subscribe to it, so why can't you? That way you can send your mail to World of UTEP in plain English, o.k.? Thanks!