MEN'S ACTS RETREAT!

TONIGHT'S RAW INTEL STREAM:

The Day of the Ly'in Hos, the University of Texas at El Paso Story, Copyright 2005.

First North American Rights to Simon and Schuster, New York, New York.

The Last Saturday in April!

"Oh, no! Oh, my goodness gracious sakes alive! How could this have ever happened?" (heh, heh!)

Father Rick Mattey's Mens ACTS Retreat Community designated male ho-handlers fall asleep at the wheel for the second time in barely an hour: they're number one male on male sexual predator, by now in the classic so-called down-low ho mode, chews through his leash, and starts running amok, yet again!

The HO enters the St. Patrick's Cathedral school dining room from the childens' restroom area in the back. The rest of us have been seated for a while and we're all, women, men and children, intent on only minding our own business and having a pretty good time doing so.

But!

HOS just love public adulation and attention and this one, whether the name he uses -- Charles Lujan -- is his own or (as we've grown to suspect) stolen from someone else's store of personal information, is no exception.

The following inspiring dialogue takes place, more or less in the order given. Capt Gilbert Piñón is sitting across from me and to my left less than three linear feet away. Gilbert and I were on the same six-man ACTS Mens Retreat initiate's team.

Luckily for Gilbert, me, and all of us regular guys on my home team, however, Father Rick Mattey's designated Mens ACTS Retreat ho-handlers were apparently insistant on feeding the HO to someone else.

HO ENTERS CENTER STAGE!

HO: [SLIPS OUT FROM CHILDREN'S REST ROOMS' AREA AND, BEFORE I'M HARDLY AWARE OF WHAT HE'S UP TO, THE HO TAPS A YOUNG BLOND WOMAN'S SHOULDER WHO IS SEATED TO MY LEFT AND HAVING SOFTLY BLOWN INTO HER RIGHT YEAR, GROVELS AND ASKS HER PERMISSION TO SQUEEZE HIMSELF IN BETWEEN US. AS A LADY, SHE GRACIOUSLY GIVES IT. AFTER ALL, SHE MIGHT ALSO BE A WOMENS' ACTS RETREAT COMMUNITY ALUMNI IN HER OWN RIGHT, AND NOT JUST MERELY SOMEONE'S WIFE AND A MOTHER OF A FAMILY!]

HO: [to me] : "I want to talk about what happened...."

DENNIS: "I don't like other men coming on to me sexually." [I try to keep my voice low and even and I hope the little children to my right are totally deaf, because you never know. Father Rick Mattey's Mens ACTS Retreat male HO knows this of course. But! Being a male HO like Charles Carlos Lujan is, pity the poor sod's next of kin, means simply that the welfare of the little children at our table too, is likewise so much zip, nada.]

HO: "It's not like that at all." Then, the HO says one of two things "I didn't know you were going to take it like that," or "How was I to know you were like that?" [Captain Piñón is studiously ignoring all this, for all I'm trying to keep my voice low and even. The HO doesn't. After all Charles Carlos Lujan (or whatever his real name is) comes by his reputation as the number one Mens ACTS Retreat predatory alpha male-down low ho honestly, so I think it is only just and equitable to give Mr. Lujan his due.]

END PART ONE: TO BE CONTINUED!

HOLY CROSS RETREAT CENTER, MESILLA PARK, NEW MEXICO;
600 Holy Cross Rd.
Mesilla Park, New Mexico 88047 US

Telephone: (505) 524-3688
FAX (505) 524-3811

email: info@holycrossretreat.org


DID THE LAWSUITS AGAINST ST. PATRICK CATHEDRAL'S FATHER RICK MATTEY,

AND THE MENS ACTS RETREAT COMMUNITY,

EQUAL THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR THESE FRANCISCANS, TOO?

ALTHOUGH THEIR OWN LIABILITY CARRIERS TRIED IN VAIN TO WARN THEM??

JUST AS HIS LIABILITY INSURANCE CARRIERS HAD, BUT IN VAIN, TRIED EARLIER TO WARN THE BISHOP OF LAS CRUCES?

Late 2007- Early 2008: Now it is the turn of the comically misnamed Holy Cross Retreat Center in Old Messila, New Mexico, to be rocked by lawsuit after lawsuit.

Tough, take-no prisoners Las Cruces and Albquerque law firms senting victory after having successfully settled out of court with both the Catholic Diocese's of Las Cruces and El Paso, for an estimated 2 million dollars or so, aggressively push the final all-out attack against the last remaining bastion of the adherents of Dr John Pilch's so-called Fifth Gospel of Jesus Chirst and John the Baptist as co-members of the same so-called possession priesthood.....