Chief José Luis "Pancho la" Vela brought down !!

By a vast, right - wing political conspiracy !!

Defense lawyers may well admit that "Frankie the Candle" sure enough burnt his at both ends, but!

Watching too many re - runs of Brokeback Mountain is what actually brought down this tough, legendary two - fisted South Texas Crime Fighter !!

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Brokeback Mountain Defense !!

"Sex Charges Levied Against Police Chief "

http://abcnews.go.com/print?id=3544741