Operation Palace Guard / Friendly -- $Financial$ -- Enablers.

Yes sir! For any successful Ponzi Scheme -- American Catholic Parish Style! -- you need dedicated, honest people who give it a look of utmost respectability.

And so it is with Saint Mary Magdalene's Catholic Church in Brackettville, Texas 78832.

Thus, in the church bulletin labeled "The Weekend of Sunday December 4th & Sunday December 5th, 2010."

We read ...

"Serving in the Following Ministries ..

"The Collection Counters for December 12, 2010.

"Mary Meek, Hortencia Peña, Yolanda Rueda.

As well as this totally unrelated assignment:

"ROSARY LEADER: December 12, 2010 -- Bernice Yandall..."