Flashback!

[Albeit not like Bill St. James' s show!]

To the Golden Age of: Pre-blogger UTEP Spam!

[A whole bunchola of innocent and unsuspecting folks, both UTEP and Non-UTEP, got blitzed by the following, in the early Spring of 2005.]

Now, here we go:

"The following excerpt is from a current work in progress. Day of the Ly'in Hos: The University of Texas at El Paso Story. Copyright 2005"

"This is a simple unpretentious little tale of the modest, random financial exploits of some ambitious members of UTEP's Camorrista Academica -- Academic Mafia -- who originally shared a common background: the UTEP Linguistics and Languages Department. Over the course of years they gradually, and with a careful and calculating prudence, recruited additional help here and there. And while being careful to talk wisely all the while about how dedicated they were to such things as helping my/our/dear people/women/ minorities etc. succeed, or ayudando a todo mi querida gente para superar, they have shown themselves amazingly brazen in actual performance. They set out to turn UTEP into the academic equivalent of an Enron of Texas-style continuing criminal enterprise, and they have succeeded. Brilliantly.

"And their strategy has been basically this: they have robbed their beloved people blind, spiritually, psychologically, and financially, and with not a trace of remorse that any outsider can ever hope to see, unless it is when one or more of their henchmen finally gets caught and ends up jailed, as with Dr. Gasanov. In at least two(2) instances, they have not hesitated to use what seems to be a sort of Orwellian (or at least anonymous) enforcement division to shut up any and all dissent."