Thursday, September 21, 2006

"How to do the 4-way UTEP Secret Handshake, Mr. Daniel Avitia, B.A. - style."

And make a little extra $$$ just by do'in it??

Number One:

"Delegation of Authority Relating to New Construction Projects of $1,000,000 or Less and for Repair and Rehabilitation of $2,000,000 or Less." Second name on list: Daniel Avitia.

Number Two:

"Delegation of Authority to Execute and Deliver Contracts." Third name on list: Daniel Avitia.

Number Three:

"Delegation of Authority to Execute and Deliver Purchase Orders." Second name on list: Daniel Avitia.

Number Four:

"Delegation of Authority Relating to Space Lease Agreements." Second name on list: Daniel Avitia.

"Oh, yes, UTEP ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls: let's not ever underestimate the power of the UTEP Secret Handshake. Why? Because with no more than a lowly B.A., or a two-year AAS Diploma from El Paso Community College, the proud Master of the Art of the UTEP Secret Handshake can go -- well, usually -- no where but up, up and up!"

"OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER:"

"Of course there are indeed exceptions to this last, as for example, when a would-be Master of the UTEP Secret Handshake screws up and tries shaking down the wrong people. And, perhaps most importantly of all, gets caught do'in it. OK? OK! More about that later!"

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