Thursday, October 26, 2006

MEN'S ACTS RETREAT!

"Did he grab you by your genitals?"

Female El Paso Police Department officer over in Old Sears Building, during the informal interview process involving Father Rick Mattey's Mens ACTS Retreat's all-American down-lo ho in residence.

The ongoing Fr. Rick Mattey -- Mens ACTS Retreat Male on Male Sexual Harassment Saga

To: Morony, Dennis P.
From: UTEP Coed
Sent: Sat 5/20/2006 10:09 AM

"...What happened? Why would it happen? ... this is not heard of and did [yo]u speak to Father Mattey, I don't know what he can do...etc"

----Original Message ---

From: Morony, Dennis P.
To: UTEP Coed.
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 7:03 PM
Subject: FW Looks like a sexual situation may be developing within Mens ACTS Community. "Watch out for your man, ladies!"

Hey, Comadre!

"Say, this is just a reminder to all you good ladies out there to Watch out for your man."

"That's right!

"'Cause while the Diocese of El Paso Mens (and Womens') ACTS retreats are over all really cool, I'm afraid in SOME cases the guy you thought you knew just might ocme back traumatized to such an extent that his DNA gets all cross-wired with his libido,oh my, oh my!

"In other words, he not only thinks he is 8 feet tall, but that he is now irresitible to the same sex, as well as to the opposite sex.

"Come the first opportunity at Mass in front of many dozens of people he just latches onto the first pair of pants he sees within reach and doesn't voluntarily let go.

"Would you want YOUR main man reduced to such a state?

"Not unless you think it's time for the mother of all changes in your meaningful relationship, you don't!

"Be careful, you hear?

"Etc.....and..etc.

"Dennis"

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