Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Kudos and Saludos


UTEP's Prospector reporter Elida S. Perez, for her article in today's issue: University Bookstore up for bid.

And UTEP Human Resources (HR) Andrew Peña.

It is Peña's own job that is now at risk.

Because his HR people tipped off current UTEP Bookstore employees that their jobs may be up for trashing, and with no prior warning.

"Great job, both you guys!"

And to be sure any new enemies you will have made among UTEP's higher ups for having let all ten cats (less one) out of the bag at one time will be real, and not faked!"

Now:

"The one cat left in this latest UTEP bag of sly tricks!"

The UTEP fiscal budget runs roughly from something like August 31 to the following August 30, o.k.?

And, let us say, Ms. Jane Average and Mr. Joe Average UTEP student contribute a yearly total of around $18.00 apiece net profits to the UTEP Bookstore.

Thus:

That last cat is 19,000 UTEP students x $18.00 each = a nice piece of change!


Think! ( Heh! heh! heh! )

Dennis

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