NMSU'S Real life Mystery!

Part III:

Lt. Col. David Abbott and the Miracle of the Mysteriously Peeing Admiral's Statue

Today's Episode:

NMSU'S Chief of Police at least goes through the motions!

Date: [Roughly] Fri. 30 Sep 2005
To: Dr. Pat Williams, NMSU Regents Chief of Staff,
From: NMSU Police Chief Jaime Chavez
Re: Allegations of Harassment and Assault Against NMSU students at UTEP/NMSU Game.

"Dr. Williams, I have researched the files and talked to personnel assigned to the game on that date. I have also read the article in the UTEP paper; we did not have any incident of that type reported to the NMSU Police or [to] anyone else that we know of.

Chief Jaime Chavez"

Wow! What a relief! ¡Aquí, no pasó nada! But perhaps that was before disaster struck, and Lt. Col. David Abbott, United States Army, lumbered into the picture...