[The following is a joke, of course!]

A BLOGGER'S PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

A Special Holiday Message to all Veterans from our VA Medical Facilities all across America:

"Hey! All you Vets! Listen up!"

"Now, don't you all be mess'in with our holidays by coming to us complaining about all your aches and pains, o.k?"

"'Cause nine times out of ten, all we VA medical emergency and sick-call staff really like doing best is showing you all how fast we can fry your brains!"

[Ho, ho, ho! This is an insiders' joke, o.k.? O.K. Ho, ho, ho!]