"Is there life after UTEP Miners' Coach Mike Price?"

or:

"When was the last time 20,000 miner fans simply got up from their seats and walked out during the third quarter of a UTEP home game?

"Leaving barely 10,000 loyal fans glumly seated to watch the gran finale?

"Given last night's lack lustre performance against Memphis here in miner territory, who knows?

"After all, Coach Price can follow in Mr. Bob Stull's footsteps and go from coaching to being a so-called Athletic Director some place or the other!

"[Shudder!] Was last night the final playing out of the Curse of the Two NMSU Coeds from the 2005 UTEP-NMSU fiasco over in 'Cruces?

"Because if so, it just might mean Coach Price first a) lost his teams' respect at that 2005 game in Las Cruces, New Mexico, when the two NMSU coeds were verbally and physically assaulted by Miners' team members in his sight and hearing, and then b) went on to lose control of his players this season, terminating in last night's 38 to 19 loss to Memphis, of all places!

"Then again, maybe none of the above.

"I guess that's why this sort of online maundering is called Sunday Night Quarterbacking!"